Another record number of PAX shook off the #FartSack and swallowed the #RedPill, as 15 PAX including one FNG posted for the Wednesday Starbucks 5K.

After yesterday’s encounter with fire ants, a number of PAX mentioned having to take a pink pill with their red pill. Fortunately, no one went into anaphylactic shock. That may be one thing the disclaimer doesn’t cover, but the attorneys are already working on it.

Meatloaf, always a man of his word, took out a second mortgage and picked up the tab for four PAX who posted to the run for the first time. He even hooked a couple of Starbucks 5K vets because he’s just rollin’ like that. Mo’ money, mo’ problems, eh, Meatloaf?

Conditions  – Warm and moist, you know, just like every other summer morning in South Cackalackee…

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The Thang

A lovely 5K route planned out by Boy George. He asked the PAX if we really wanted to hurt him, then made sure his little jog included a vicious mile-long uphill stretch to start and a nice 40 degree uphill finish. Thanks to Boy George, we now know our grandparents were not lying about going uphill both ways to school.

CoT

Welcome Travis Lathren as Brass Monkey!

BoM

Announcements

• Bible study starts Aug. 27. Please email Juggernaut at bking@kingmultimediagroup.com if you are interested in participating. Books can be ordered at AuthenticManhood.com.
• Uncle Jesse, feeling froggy from his appointment as board chairman for the Chamber of Commerce volunteered the PAX of F3 Greenwood to be the marketing arm of the Chamber’s two 5K runs. Luckily, we specialize in emotional headlocks. Especially Meatloaf.
• There are several other runs coming up. Flossy volunteered YHC to compile a list to distribute to the PAX of all upcoming events. Yay, me.
• Do NOT sign up for the USMC Mud Run yet. A link for F3 registration should be sent out this week. But get your teams together. At least three F3 Greenwood teams are committed thus far.
• Please keep the Sheffield family in your prayers after the sudden and unexpected death of Joh Sheffield.
• So many other prayer requests, both spoken and unspoken. Let’s commit today, men, to praying for each other by name and watch God do his thang.
• There was a Snoop sighting while YHC and Coffin lingered solving the world’s problems.
• Clearly the rain dampened the spirits of some of our Baptist friends. I’m not mentioning names, but their names rhyme with Unplugged, Boy George and Uncle Jesse. Just for the record, YHC is a Baptist and understands how devastating rain can be to getting out of the house.
• Capri posted for the second week in a row. It’s a good thing, too, because he cannot be found after 7:00 a.m. A real modern day Houdini
• Judge Hairy’s commitment and attitude continue to inspire. If you don’t know this man, you should. They don’t make ‘em much better!