Seven PAX fought off the #FartSack, took the #RedPill and headed into the #Gloom Wednesday morning for Hump Day 5K. Their mission: to arrive safely back at the starting point and reap the rewards of a successful morning run: Starbucks coffee!

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The Thang

Boy George was kind enough to come up with a 5K route for nice hump day trot through the ‘Wood. It begins and ends at Starbucks. However, Boy George failed to mention that the first half is all uphill and the course ends with a brutal hill that only a lipstick-adorned former pop star can appreciate. And, of course, Pacer led the way.

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Moleskin

Pacer asked the PAX to keep Nipples and family in their prayers this week.

#TClaps to Meatloaf for fighting extra hard against his #FartSack to make it out this morning.

YHC turned in a personal best 5K time of 29:49 and my first ever sub-30 minute time.

YHC, Tickle and Meatloaf decided the brutal hill at the end made the perfect excuse to lounge around on the couches outside of Starbucks and enjoy a nice cup of java, which afforded us the opportunity to effectively solve the world’s problems in a matter of just a few coffee-fueled minutes.