Three PAX and a 2.0 braved the muggy August gloom to tackle Halfpipe Hill for a little XXL action prior to F3 Dads at the Epicenter. There was merlot with no splash (When you figure out how that happened you will definitely say, “Eeeeeewwwwww!”) and a fountain jumper.YHC had the 2.0 tagging along for the run at the fountain. The 2.0 was insistent he should be allowed to swim in the fountain water, much to the chagrin of YHC. After repeatedly being told no, the 2.0 settled for walking around the edge of the fountain. YHC turned his back for one second, one measly second, when he heard the splash and turned around to find the 2.0 waist deep in the fountain. The 2.0 alleged it was accidental, but YHC has his suspicions. Meatloaf corroborated the 2.0’s story, but he’s a generally decent guy who doesn’t want to 2.0’s chastised. Conspiracy and collusion at its finest.

Disclaimer

The Thang

Meatloaf, YHC and the 2.0 waited patiently for other PAX to arrive, to no avail. Just as the wheels were going up for the mosey to Halfpipe Hill, we heard a horn. It was Duggar coming in hot – real hot – for a little pre-vacation action.

Mosey to Halfpipe Hill. Jog down the hills, sprint up them. Repeato until Meatloaf’s eyes get tired.

Duggar dutifully announced the merlot splash, but neither YHC nor Meatloaf observed the splash part. The thought of Merlot with no splash killed any potential Coffeeteria plans the PAX may have been harboring.

Count-O-Rama

This took an inordinate amount of time considering we only had to count to four.

Name-O-Rama

CoT

Moleskin

As usual, a lot of fun getting better with PAX at F3 Greenwood!