Papercut showed up.

It was 0455. I was resigned to admit defeat and go kick rocks, but Papercut showed up. He had to leave 15 minutes early so Fury was his only option. You see, unlike other ‘competing’ AOs (more on this later), Fury starts 15 minutes earlier. But Papercut showed up.

WARM UP

25 SSH IC

16 cut da grasses IC

50 MCs IC

Calling cadence work is awkward with only two people. We tried our hardest not to make eye contact whilst whispering the counts.

THE WORK (later dubbed THE HOMEWRECKER…more on this later)

10 rounds

5 pullups / 10 thrusters (holding 3 count at bottom) / 25 coupon merkins / 50 flutter kicks with coupon held overhead

Alternate bearcrawl/crawlbear to woodline and mosey back between rounds

Papercut departed at 0545.

Announcements –

Prayer Requests–

NMM

Gentlemen, let’s take a moment to discuss faithfulness and loyalty. There may come a time in a HIM’s life where he is confronted with a choice that carries deeper implications than seen on the surface. One might be approached by a different AO with promises of ‘trying something different’ and ‘a real good time’. Maybe you’ve become disenchanted or bored with your current AO. Maybe you feel like you’ve hit autopilot and need to spice up your workout life. Maybe you think your current AO won’t see the texts or smell the grass from another location on your clothes or hear the guilt in your voice as you fumble through the excuse “…I just needed to sleep in” or “…I didn’t hear my alarm clock”. Or maybe you just didn’t play the tape all the way through and thought that a one-morning stand with a floozy of a home-wrecking AO won’t amount to anything more than some casual experimentation. Regardless of the justification and self-assuring needed to be able to look yourself in the mirror as you wipe the foreign grass from your hands, know that your actions carry weight far heavier than that exotic coupon you clutched so lovingly in the pre-dawn gloom. Your choices ripple into others’ lives, and your decisions reverberate into the annals of F3 Greenwood history.

Travis Skipper wants to play dirty. But Fury plays dirtier.