F3 Greenwood

Eight men took to the freezing temperatures of the #Gloom and got filthy with the #Filthy50. Ten movements. Fifty reps of each. And one of them is the much-maligned burpee. Let the work begin.

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The Thang

Mosey to the new super secret secure location for the coupons and grab one. Mosey to center of the complex to start the #Filthy50.

  • 50 SSH 4-count
  • 50 Box jumps
  • Mosey to playground area
  • 50 Jumping pull-ups
  • 50 KB swings
  • 50 Walking lunge steps
  • 50 Knees-to-Elbows #CrowdPleaser
  • 50 OH press
  • 50 Bent-over rows
  • 50 Thrusters
  • 50 Burpees #RealCrowdPleaser

Times:

  • Nipples – 28:12
  • Juggernaut – 28:40
  • Sugar – 30:13
  • Pacer – 30:34
  • Kobayashi – 30:55
  • Spud – 31:07
  • Sour – 31:13
  • Meter Maid – 31:57

Count-O-Rama

8 brave souls!

Name-O-Rama

Announcements

  • Christmas Party is Dec. 20 5 p.m. at Mill House. $10 per carful (Uncle Jesse and Duggar $20 due to having 5 – 5! – 2.0s each) Some goes to rent the room, the rest goes to the local veterans home. Come out for 2ndF!
  • There are a bunch of 5Ks, but, honestly, I can’t keep up with all of them…
  • I think there were others, but I was too tired to remember them all…
  • Next week, #REDFriday starts rotating Qs. Uncle Jesse and Meatloaf up the next two weeks. #RuhRohRaggy

Prayer Requests

  • Pacer’s friend in PA got good news about tumor on thyroid!
  • Leaner’s dad diagnosed with cancer
  • YHC’s M on new chemo regimen indefinitely
  • Judge Hairy
  • Friar Tuck
  • Unspoken (on behalf of Fabio)

NakedMan Moleskin

  • There was much #MumbleChatter about the new coupon location. Said chatter involved length of mosey to and from. Especially after a #REDFriday workout. #WeAreWimps
  • CoT was delayed until Sour managed to get vertical again. Someone once again asked about calling 911 and, once again, was reminded that if anyone dies on #REDFriday we rename the workout after the dead guy. Who would want to miss out on that kind of legacy?
  • The general consensus was that #Filthy50 was definitely filthy. Many prayers offered during pull-ups and knees-to-elbows.
  • Sour claims he thought he would #SplashMerlot. But he makes that claim every week, survives the workout, keeps his dinner down, and returns the next Friday. #TClap
  • No injuries were reported during SSH. #Whew
  • Spud posted for his first #REDFriday. #TClaps Now be careful with that coffee cup at work, Spud!
  • If you haven’t tried out a #REDFriday, come join us for an intense workout!

Aye!