Six PAX managed to evade the #FartSack and post at the fountain for some fun (?) hill training. The hill along Seaboard Avenue was definitely alive with the sound of voices coming from one of the finer parts of the ‘Wood, causing YHC and Unplugged to question the wisdom of this particular hill, especially with the presence of the entire Greenwood Police force around the shovel flag.

YHC was pretty sure the cops were coming for him when the fountain area lit up with blue lights. Turns out some elementary school kids thought it would be a good idea to ride their bikes through Uptown and see if they could outpace the cop cars. Fortunately for the PAX, the boys in blue us alone. Surprisingly, Cagney (who still can’t find Lacy) and Barney were not in on the high drama at the fountain. YHC thinks they didn’t want to get EH’d into joining us on the hill.

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The Thang

Mosey lap around the Uptown area. This sounds like no big deal, but please note that Greenwood, South Carolina has the widest Main Street in the world. After the mosey lap, we headed over to Seaboard Avenue, mostly because we wanted to marvel at the empty swimming pool behind the old Rec and wonder how in the world it doesn’t fall under the unsafe structure ordinance in the City.

Mosey back and forth, up, down and back again along Seaboard Avenue from Main Street to Phoenix Street. Push it up the hill, jog it back down. Repeato for much longer than YHC’s sore legs really wanted to, but the PAX pushed me – and called me a cheater – until the end.

Mosey back to the shovel flag taking the long way so we could give the cops time to clear out. The PAX didn’t want to endure body cavity searches for daring to cavort in the #Gloom.

Count-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama

Moleskin

Continued prayers for all of our mission-minded friends living out the Third F at home and around the world.

Good to have Coffin come out for the run. A boot camp regular, Coffin decided he needed some hills in his life to truly #GetBetter!

Impromptu Second F at Starbucks.

Great job by all the PAX attacking the hill, with the exception of YHC who was called a cheater by Tickle. YHC has the Q at the Epicenter soon and will recall Tickle’s assertions concerning cheating when designing a Tickle-specific beatdown.